Bishop Spong is in the youth center corrupting T's kids! "These were first century Jews trying to make sense of Jesus' death. They leapt onto symbols of Jewish worship. They identified Jesus' death with the slaying of the Passover lamb that breaks the power of death. It was the experience of the early Christians that the power of death had been broken in Jesus of Nazareth. That's the whole resurrection story."
Our hero bursts in like a modern-day Chrysostom: "Shut up, foo', before I rearrange your face! Ain't gonna have yo' relativistic jibba-jabba messin' up my kids. Get ready to fly!"
