Jokes of Wisdom from Kaisa
These are some of the few words of wisdom i have ever gotten from kaisa... enjoy them at your own risk...
-One venezuelan kamikaze pilot flew 23 flights during his career
ok, ok I shouldn't be that cruel...=)
-why a southamerican drove a round the block for 8 hours?
'cause the blinker got stuck
-why santa claus can't be from south america?
southamericans aren't gifted enough
-southamericans were driving a car
"could you go out and check if the indicator works?" said one to an other.
"sure" the other anwsered and steped out side: "now it works-now it doesn't-
now it works-now it doesn't-now it works-......
-how a southamerican kills a fish?
he drowns it
-what did a southamerican when he heard 90% of the accidents happen at home?
moved
-why a southamerican was very happy when he finished a puzzle after a year
of hard work?
It said 2-4 years in the box
-what do you get when you offer a penny for southamericans thoughts?
change
-how do you get a south american with one hand down from the tree?
you wave to him
-how do you call a south american in a university?
a visitor
-how do you know a wolf is born in south america?
he has bitten three of his feet but the fourth is still in the trap.
-a south american called to his non-south american friend in panic:
"Come here and help me with this puzzle!"
"what puzzle is it?" the friend asked
"it's the one with a tiger"
"well, just start from a corner"
"no, I've tried but it doesn't look like the picture in the box. you have
to come here and help!" he beged
The friend came to his place and said:
"put the kellog's back in the box.."
-what did a southamerican call his pet zebra?
spot
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