This is my 547th request regarding your fruitless attempts to make me the main course for your dinners.Your fanatic antics to devour me have proven to be at the very least,preposterous and could be considered stalking in 39 states.I'm formally asking you yet again, to cease from this wacky behavior unless you like the feel of iron cages against your fur.

Beep! Beep!

The Road Runner
c.c.Acme Company

Rowtera R. Simmons
Bynton Beach,Fla.

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