Topic: WC - Daily Practice
Tuesday 4:36am 20Feb07
Slept in til 4:30 am. ha ha! Aside from loving sleep and three cats prettily smiling and winking, well why would anyone want to get up? Any excuse is good enough for me.
Big discussions about Britney Spears shaving off all her hair at work yesterday. Yes we do the round robin of celebrity discussions. The boys basically think she's a whack job but are fascinated by her whackjobness. We had a good laugh over Vinay Menon's piece about her in the Toronto Star that started with the line, "As it turns out, Kevin Federline was the sane one." Ouch!
What with her partying like it's 1999 again and exposing her va-jay-jay for the whole world to see. Wow who thought it could get worse than walking into a gas station washroom in her bare feet? There isn't enough yucks for that mess. Poor little rich kid! What happened to her parents? I try to imagine myself in that situation and what keeps coming back is that my mother wouldn't have allowed me to behave like such an asshole.
I can hear my mother now, "Don't think you're too old to be smacked!" or "You may make 50 million dollars a year Missy but I brought you into this world and I'll take you right out." ha ha! I miss my mom.
I gave the boys my theory about a woman being in the midst of making major changes in her life when she changes her hair. And shaving it means business. Let's hope so. Can she ever regain the down home charm that she led all her young fans to believe she exuded? You never know. Stranger things have happened. Christina Aguilera put her clothes back on. Anything is possible.
But as the world laughs at Britney, you have to wonder how screwed up is her self esteem? She's another cautionary tale of getting what you've always wanted and not having one sane person in your life that you could trust and who will tell you the truth about your badass behaviour. You know when Madonna wipes her hands of you it's pretty bad. Passing the torch via French kiss was a little premature, I guess. Madonna may have no regrets but even she looks back at some of the crazy things she's done and wonders how she's going to explain that to her children when they ask those inevitable questions.
But it's always an interesting story for a writer.
Maybe Justin Timberlake was the love of her life. Maybe she's doing all this stuff in a misguided ploy to show him and the world that she didn't make a mistake by screwing that up. Hmm, what can I do to show him that I'm over him? I'll get pregnant twice by a dancing baby making machine. Throw him to the curb with a few million dollars for services rendered and become Paris Hilton's new BFF for a week. And when Paris airhead Hilton drops you? Like ah Britney? You're like too wild for me. I know I flashed my nipple at the cameras once (the girl doesn't have tits) but you're even more hard core than Lindsay Lohan. Hmm maybe I should call Lindsay... those were the good old days. That's hot.
Britney may even be less innocent than Colin Farrell. Yikes! Where is Colin these days? Irish accent swearing beer drinking womanizing bad boy, I miss him.
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