Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Quotes

• I'm not dead yet!... I think I'll go for a walk!
• I thought your son was a women... I can understand that.
• He's got two cocunuts and he's banging them together.
• It could have been an African Sparrow...
• Come back here you coward, I'll bite your legs off!
• I cut off your arm! Just a flesh wound.
• She turned me into a newt... I got better.
• Runaway! Runaway!
• We are the knights who say...NEEE!
• Bring us a shrubbery!
• What also floats?... very small rocks!
• What is your favorite color? Blue, wait, ahhhhhhhhhh!
• Of course we are French, why do you think we have this outragous accent?
• Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of eldeberries.
• If we built a giant wooded badger...
• I fart in your general direction...
• I don't think he'd be very keen you see, he's already got one. (Already got one?) Oh yes, it's very nice.
• See the violence inherited in the system... Help! I'm being repressed!
• Grape gravy!
• Ooooo! (What?) The expression of surprise and alarm. (Oh you mean Aaahhh!) Yes, aaaahhhh!
• It's got big pointy teeth.
• Quick, get out the sword. I want to cut his head off.
• You smell. Well, that's only because you don't brush my teeth.
• There are some who call me.................Tim?

Gags

• Arthur and his knights running away from bunnies.
• Cats getting smacked up against walls.(They are usally in the background, but you can here themscreeching.)
• The coconuts of course.
• People getting better after not being dead.
• The search for the killer of the Historian.
• Swallows and the question of can they carry a coconut. (Watch Sir Bedevere in his first sceen.)
• King Arthur saying five when he means to say three and Sir Gallahad correcting him.
• How to identify a witch.