Rednecks and the 80's

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Redneck Jokes

• You just might be a redneck if your family tree doesn't fork.
• You just might be a redneck if your front porch collapses and more than six dogs are killed.
• You just might be a redneck if you've ever been too drunk to fish.
• You just might be a redneck if your home has more miles than your car.
• You just might be a redneck if there is a stuffed opposum anywhere in your house.
• You just might be a redneck if you've ever mowed the lawn and found the car.
• You just might be a redneck if you consider a six pack and a bug zapper high quality entertainment.
• You just might be a redneck if fewer than half your cars run.
• You just might be a redneck if you stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue Ellen to walk by.
• You just might be a redneck if your mother has ever been involve in a fistfight at a high school sports event.
• You just might be a redneck if you've ever barbecued Spam on a grill.
• You just might be a redneck if your brother-in-law is your uncle.
• You just might be a redneck if someone yells

You know you're an 80's kid if... (the starred one's apply to me)

• You had a crush on one of the New Kids on the Block members.*
• You wanted to be on StarSearch.*
• You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nosefell off. Or even when he had those freaky eyes in ''Thriller'' atthe end of the video.*
• You wore a banana clip or one of those slap on wrist bands at somepoint during your youth.*
• You wore french rolls on the bottom of your splatter painted jeans.
• You had slouch socks, and puff painted your own shirt at least once.*
• You owned a doll with 'Xavier Roberts' signed on it's butt.
• You knew what Willis was ''talkin' 'bout.''
• You know the profound meaning of ''Wax on, Wax off.''*
• You can name at least half of the members of the elite ''Brat Pack.''
• You can remember watching Full House and Saved by the Bell forendless hours!!!!!!*
• You have seen at least 10 episodes of Fraggle Rock.
• You know that another name for a keyboard is a ''Synthesizer.''*
• You hold a special place in your heart for ''Back to the Future.''*
• You know where to go if you ''wanna go where everybody knows your name.''*
• You thought Molly Ringwald was REALLY cool. (Was there an 80's movieshe WASN'T in?)*
• You know what ''Sike'' means.*
• You fell victim to 80's fashion: big hair, crimped, combed over tothe side, and you wore spandex pants.*
• You wanted to be a Goonie.*
• You owned an extensive collection of Cabbage Patch Kids and trolls.*
• You knew ''The Artist'' when he was humbly called
• You could breakdance, or wished you could.
• You know who Max Headroom is.
• You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video gamesystem.*
• You know all the words to ''Ice Ice Baby''.
• You remember MC hammer well.*
• You can still sing the rap to ''Fresh Prince of Belair''.*
• You own any cassettes.*
• You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we'd all be living onthe moon.
• You remember and/or own any of the CareBear Glass collection fromPizzaHut.
• You carried your lunch to school in a Gremlins or an ET lunchbox.
• You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf.*
• You wanted to communicate with some being named Cinergy, or youwanted green hair like that lead singer of the Misfits.
• You wanted to have an alien like Alf living in your house.*
• You wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish.*
• You wore tights under shorts and felt stylish.*
• You had WonderWoman or Superman underwear.
• You wanted to be The Hulk for Halloween.
• You Believed that ''By the power of Greyskull, you HAD the power''
• You thought that Transformers were more than meets the eye.
• Partying ''like it's 1999'' seemed SO far away!!!!!!!!!!!!*
• If you can identify with at least half of this list then you, myfriend, are a ''Child of the 80's.''