1. "No, absolutely." 12kb

  2. An Annoucement (from the recently released video tapes) 123kb

  3. Mr. Bean, Rupert and Hubert sing Auld Lang Syne 113kb 8kHz

  4. Simply: "Bean." 6kb

  5. "Bingo!" 40kb

  6. Mr. Bean is frightened by the ticket collector: "Buh!" 12kb

  7. Waiting for a film to start: "Come on." 22kb

  8. Mr. Bean is frightened by the dentist: "Dah!" 7kb

  9. To the baby: "Don't move." 12kb

  10. "No no no no no . . . I'm driving." 27kb

  11. Mr. Bean discusses an upcoming mathematics exam 211kb 8kHz

  12. "My flexible friend." 20kb

  13. "Excuse me . . . I'm looking for the fun fair." 35kb

  14. "Hallelujah! Hallelujah!" (singing) 8kHz 111kb

  15. Phone operator: "Hello?" Mr. Bean: "Halllooo." 22kb

  16. "Hello?" 7kb

  17. With Teddy on the plane: "Help! Help! Help! Help! Help!" 56kb

  18. To Irma Gobb, ouside Club Phut: "I'm sorry I'm late." 18kb

  19. Mr. Bean's unique laughter 59kb

  20. "Just popped out for lunch." 27kb

  21. "This really is the most appalling mess." 28kb

  22. Realizing there's no way he can pass the calculus exam: "Oh mommy!" 49kb

  23. After dropping his keys down the sewer: "Oh no." 20kb

  24. "And here's your party hat." 29kb

  25. Hotel Clerk: "Would you like a pen, sir?" Mr. Bean: "Oh, thank you very much." 43kb

  26. Mr. Bean asks a passer-by to take his picture in the park. 90k

  27. When Irma Gobb wants some of Mr. Bean's popcorn: "No! These are mine." 35k

  28. Mr. Bean stuck in a post box (listen for the clunk!) 8kHz 186kb

  29. There's nothing like a quick sandwich. 38kb
    This is a longer version of "No, absolutely" from the top of the page.

  30. To the baby: "Stay there." 9kb

  31. Mr. Bean orders dinner in a fancy restaurant. 91kb

  32. Shows the goldfish to the baby: "Ta da!" 9kb

  33. Outside the department store: "Ta da!" 34kb
    This would make an excellent replacement to the Windows startup sound!

  34. "Thank you!" 20kb

  35. "Ah! Thank you very much." 21kb

  36. The Theme 8khz 196kb

  37. "Doesn't time fly when you're enjoying yourself." 36kb

  38. "Excuse me, I'm looking for my watch." 35kb
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