Things That Are COOL!
ME, FUNK, HEFF, PABS, JOEL DONHAM, MOM (MEGAN BOHLKE), CHRIS TYLER, DISCO INFERNO, JUVENTUD GUERRERA, INLINE SKATES, LACROSSE, BASKETBALL, MY PAGE, HEFF'S PAGE, FUNK'S PAGE, ALL THREE OF PABS'S PAGES, MARTHA KIENZLE, WES CARRINGTON, BITTO BROWN, MEL THE QUEEN OF CANADIAN GOLF, BURB, BRYON SMITH, CURTIS, CHRIS WEBER (NOT THE BASKETBALL PLAYER, READ THE GUESTBOOK), POKEMON, DRAGONBALL Z, OATMEAL, SUGAR, CAFFINE, PORN (AGAIN, READ THE GUESTBOOK), SITES THAT INCLUDE PORN (DIDN'T YOU READ THE GUESTBOOK YET?), TEACHERS THAT LET U GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING, COOL TEACHERS (I.E. MRS. SHIELDS), IOWA, NEW YORK, ELEPHANT BUTTE (NEW MEXICO), ALL THE ALIEN MOVIES,
MONTY PYTHON:
MALLRATS (THE MOVIE):
WORDS THAT ARE ALMOST SWEARS (I.E. HELL, CRAP), SAYING "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CRAP?" OR "WHY THE CRAP IS THIS PLACE JUST LIKE HELL" OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, "ARNOLDISMS": WHEN ARNOLD SAYS THINGS WITH THAT OUTRAGEOUS ACCENT LIKE "CHAMIE!!!" AND "GET DOWN! NERF GAS!!", BABA NOQLI (FROM SOME RUSSIAN PUPPET SHOW I SAW ON GOVERNMENT ACCESS ONCE), GOVERNMENT ACCESS, INFOVISION, KICKERS SOCCER ON CHANNEL 2, CARTOON NETWORK,
ZORAK
BRAK:
SPACE GHOST'S GRANDPA (WHO SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE RANDY SAVAGE), AND OTHER STUFF.
Stuff That ISN'T COOL
FAKE SPAM, HY-VEE BRAND CEREAL
MALT-O-MEAL:
NEIGHBORHOOD NEWSLETTERS, RYAN "LITTLE BUDDY" FERNEAU (MUSIC CAMP THING, ASK ME LATER), BRANDT (ANOTHER MUSIC CAMP THING), RACISM, WHITE MYSTERY AIRHEADS (WHAT THE FUCK IS IN THEM? IT COULD BE ANYTHING. LIKE RACCOON, OR HUMAN EYELIDS), OLIVER SUM-PING (ACTUALLY, HE'S QUITE COOL, HE JUST WANTED TO BE ON THE "UNCOOL" SIDE FOR SOME ODD REASON. HE'S ODD LIKE THAT.) BYOB BBQ'S (WELL, FOR THAT MATTER, ANY KIND OF BBQ), PIT BLOCKS THAT STEAL YOUR SOCKS AND JAB YOU IN THE EYE, PEOPLE THAT SUCK, PEOPLE WITH LIKE 2 DIFFERENT SHIRTS, SOCKS THAT DON'T MATCH, WHEN YOU TRY TO PUT ON YOUR SOCKS AND YOU FIND A LINT BALL IN THEM THAT REALLY FREAKS YOU OUT CAUSE YOU THINK IT'S A SPIDER OR OTHER SMALL INSECT, SPIDERS, POSERS, WHEN PEOPLE KICK YOU OUT OF THEIR "ESTABLISMENT" CAUSE THEY THINK YOU'RE SHOPLIFTING BUT YOU'RE NOT, uh... that's about it so far. Remember to tell me if I left anything out.
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