An airplane was about to crash, and there were five passengers left but only four parachutes. The first passenger, Bill Clinton, said, "I am President of the United States, and I have a great responsibility, being the leader of nearly 300 million people, and a superpower, etc." So he takes the first parachute and jumps out of the plane.

The second passenger said, "I'm Antoine Walker, one of the best NBA basketball players, and the Boston Celtics need me, so I can't afford to die." So he takes the second parachute and leaves the plane.

The third passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the President of the United States, a soon to be New York Senator, and I am the smartest woman in the world." So she takes the third parachute and exits the plane.

The fourth passenger, Pope John Paul the second, says to the fifth passenger, a 10 year old boy scout, "I am old and frail and I don't have many years left, so as a Christian gesture and a good deed, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."

The Boy Scout said, "It's ok, there's a parachute left for you. The world's smartest woman took my backpack."

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