ACTUAL BUMPER STICKERS
"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."
"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."
"Cover me. I'm changing lanes."
"As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public
schools"
"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot."
"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her
sleep"
"The gene pool could use a little chlorine."
"I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a
vegetarian."
"I took an IQ test and the results were negative."
"If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made
of meat?"
"Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its
students!"
"It's lonely at the top, but you eat better."
"Forget about World Peace.....Visualize Using Your Turn
Signal !"
"Give me ambiguity or give me something else."
"We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get
worse."
"He who laughs last thinks slowest"
"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."
"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math."
"Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone,
somewhere may be happy."
"Consciousness: that annoying time between naps."
"I souport publik edekasion" "
"Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home."
"3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who
can't."
"Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?"
"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"
"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can
find a rock."