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10 Commandments of a Teenager!!!
#1 Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (Why wait?)
#2 Thou shall not do drugs. (Let the drugs do you)
#3 Thou shall not steal from K-mart. (Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)
#4 Thou shall not get arrested for vandalism. (Destruction has a bigger effect)
#5 Thou shall not steel from thy parents. (Everyone knows grandma has more money)
#6 Thou shall not get in fights. (Just start them)
#7 Thou shall not skip class. (Just take the whole day off)
#8 Thou shall not strip in class. (Hooters pays more)
#9 Thou shall not think about having sex. (As Nike says "just do it")
#10 Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street. (Just leave them in the middle)