12. You're not gonna check the trunk are you?
11. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
10. I pay your salary!
9. Are you Andy or Barney?
8. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, Just so one of us does!
7. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are!
6. I thought you had to be in a pretty good physical condition to be a police officer?
5. Gee, Officer that's terrific! The last officer only gave me a warning too!
4. Hey you must have been doin at least 125 mph to keep up with me. Great Job!
3. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
2. When the officer says, "Gee son, your eyes look red have you been drinking?" Don't say "Gee officer, your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating donuts?"
1. I can't reach my liscence, unless you hold my beer...

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