How do you tell if you are obsessed with The Beatles?Well,here is a list of them.If you have any more,let me know!!!
1.You skip an important function because they are on tv.
2.Your computer is full of themes and screensavers from IDLE HANDS.
3.You have every Beatles record,cd,tape,8-track and mini cd.
4.You have every Beatles movie and cd-rom.
5.You have read every Beatles book published, in hopes that the Beatles really didn't get married.
6.You celebrate their birthdays as holidays and have to buy a new Beatle shirt for the occasion.
7.You celebrate any other Beatle person's birthday,just because they might have touched a Beatle.
8.You buy an English Sheepdog and name it Martha,even if it is a boy!
9.You have the (TY beanie baby)raccoon Ringo,and you rename it to Rocky!
10.You scream when The Beatles come on tv or the radio.
11.Everybody looks at you when The Beatles come on tv or the radio.
12.You have "When I call you up,your line's engaged" from "You Won't See Me",on your answering machine.
13.Your local music store calls you when they get a shipment of Beatles or solo Beatles cd's.
14.You go down to your local music store after they called!
15.When voting in the presidential election,you write "Ringo for President".
16.You have Beatles checks specially made.
17.Your living room has a poster of the Beatles on the wall.
18.You have Beatles christmas cards and mail them off with Beatles stamps.
19.In your locker,instead of having the recent teen idols,you have The Beatles,with big hearts around their faces.
20.You have everybody calling you by your favorite Beatle.
21.Everytime someone says something,you automatically finish it by saying something The Beatles said.(Like"It's been a hard day"and you would say "s night,and I've been working like a dog".)
22.You know the books by John(A Spaniard In The Works,and In His Own Write)by heart,and recite them daily.
23.You make a webpage dedicated to them!!
b24.You're saving up for a pilgrimage to Liverpool,England.
25.You go to Liverpool or Hamburg(Germany)for your honeymoon.
26.You pick out Beatley features in people.
27.You try speaking in a British accent.
28.You grow your hair long,die it black,try speaking Japanese and call yourself Yoko.
29.You have plastic surgery to look like them.
30.You try finding a pair of cuban heel boots,and proudly wear them,even if they do hurt your feet!!
31.Every wall in your house(garage,basement and attic included)is covered with Beatles and solo-Beatles pictures!
32.You sign everything "the reincarnation of John Lennon",and seriously believe that you are.
33.You believe John is alive and well,and living in a Yellow Submarine.
34.You know the Beatles' addresses by heart.And send them cards on their birthdays,their kids' birthdays,pets,wifes,parents and any other way of showing them that you definately won't forget them.
35.All your friends have to at least like one Beatles song.
36.You name your pets all Beatles names.(dog-Martha(my dear)raccoon-rocky,fish-sub,walrus-eggman){you get the point}
37.You name your children after the Beatles.(boys-John,Paul,George,Richard girls-Michelle,Julia,Yoko,Lucy,Rita,Martha,Prudence,Pam,)
38.You have Beatley dreams.
39.The only jewelry you wear is Beatles jewelry.(i.e.watch,charm bracelet,necklace,rings)or(4 rings on your hands and the Paul id bracelet)
40.You surround yourself by things of the 60's.(clothes,records,BEATLES,flowers,incense,etc.)
41.You won't answer to any name other than your Beatle nickname.
42.You are going to change your name to "John Beatle Lennon"when you turn 18.
43.You form a band,buy Beatles instruments,style your hair in the Beatle 'do and start speaking British.
44.You try to talk mom into taking you to England on every birthday.
45.You can't get Yellow Submarine out of your head.
46.All of the clubs you belong to on Yahoo! are Beatles clubs!!!!
47.All of your internet bookmarks are The Beatles!
48.Your chat screen name is Beatles related!
49.You chat to Beatles people in chatrooms.
50.Almost everyone on your Yahoo!friends list is Beatles related!!!*giggle*
51.You have more than one webpage dedicated for them,because you run out of space!!!
52.You subscribe to Beatlefest,and every other Beatles magazine/catalogue on the net!
53.You faint when you hear John moan in the song AHDN
54.You like any celebrity who says they dig the Beatles!
55.You buy any cd of anyone who mentions the Beatles,or sings a beatles song.
56.You spend all your money on Beatlebilia.
57.You have a 10lb scrapbook!!(*nervous cough*)
58.You know where the keys are on the keyboard that spell out T-h-e B-e-a-t-l-e-s OR their names!
59.You insist on putting your Beatles YS christmas tree ornament on your christmas tree,despite HEAVY objections by your parents!
60.When people ask what you want for Christmas or your birthday you hand them a list of Beatles stuff that you have been looking for and can't afford.
61.You have the ENTIRE YS trading card collection!(ALREADY!)
62.If you see a lion coming after you, you start singing Beethoven's 9th Symphony.(from Patty!Thanks!!)
63.Every time that you hear a beatles song on the radio, you have to run to your room and kiss John Lennons face on your Beatles poster.(joy4beatles@aol.com)
64.You dedicate a "Beatles song of the week" for every week.(Sarah)
65.Your three friends are named after the Beatles, even if they are girls.(Sarah)
66.You get one Beatles song stuck in your head and by the end of the day everyone around you knows the song, even if they hate the Beatles (which MUST be a sin).(Sarah)
67.You have Beatles tea parties, where you play Beatles music, drink tea,watch BEatles movies, talk on your Beatles double decker phone, compare Beatles posters, and play with your yellow submarine dolls.(Sarah)
68.You have the episode of The Beatles on the Ed Sullivan show taped and you watch it every night.(Sarah)
69.You only have three other friends, who are nicknamed after the Beatles.(Sarah)
70.When you go to lay out in the sun you put stckers on to the leave a print of your fave beatles initials or name!
