NOTE:THIS IS JUST FOR FUN!!!!
Press Release:
That's right Ladies and Gentlemen!Richard Starkey is running for president!In case you don't know who Richard Starkey is,you might want to call him Ringo Starr.(yes with two r's!)That's right,former Beatle Ringo Starr is a candidate for presidency for the year 2000!
Ringo is running against Mrs.Elizabeth Dole,George Bush Jr.,Al Gore,Pat Robertson,Steve Forbes and Dan Quayle.And many politicians expect Ringo to win!"He's quite popular with children and many adults grew up during the Beatle era.With him running,it seems no one else has a chance!" said a fellow politician.
In case you don't know who RINGO is,here's some of his accomplishments:
*The drummer of the greatest band of all time,the Beatles.
*A well known actor.
*A father and husband.
*A songwriter and has led a solo career.
And the list goes on and on.He would bring many changes to the United States.
What to expect if Ringo is president:
*The new anthem to be Yellow Submarine(everyone already knows the chorus anyways!)
*Meditation would be introduced to our lifestyles.
*He would bring down the crime/drug rate.
*He would be able to sing at all White House receptions.
*Paul McCartney could be vice president!!!
And a lot more!So when it comes time to vote for our next president,VOTE RINGO!
NOTE:THIS IS ONLY A JOKE!
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