She leadeth me beside the U(SA)-Go National Car,
She restoreth my doubt in American politics.
She guideth me to the path of unemployment
She anointeth my wage with freeze, so my expenses runneth over my income.
Surely poverty and bad medical care shall follow this administration.
And I shall live in a rented house forever. 5,000 years ago, Moses said, "Pack your camel, pick up your shovel, mount your ass, and I will lead you to the promise land."
4,935 years later, F.D.R. said, "Lay down your shovel, sit on your ass, and light up a Camel, this is the promise land."
Today, President Clinton says: "I will tax your shovel, give Health-Care to your Camel, grab your wife's ass, and tell you that the Promised Land is Japan."
P.S I'm glad I am an American, I'm glad that I'm free
I can pay for Doctors to take good care of me.
Some can't afford it, I know that its true,
But don't ruin the whole system for the needs of a few.
If Health Care plan passes, you just wait and see
you'll feel like Bill Clinton is a dog, and you're the nearest
tree.
