Ladies and Gentlemen of the G. E. D.  class of 1999,  No matter what a stripper tells you,  There Is No Sex In The Champagne Room!

Dont go to parties with metal detectors.
Sure, It may feel safe inside, 
But what about all those (BEEP) waitin outside with guns,
They Know You Aint Got One!

If a girl tells you shes 20, and looks 16, shes 12.
If she tells you shes 26, and looks 26, Shes Damn Near 40!

Take off that silly @$$ hat.

The ODB couldn't have possibly committed all those crimes.
Coolio did some of that (Sh!t) STUFF

Young black men:
If you're at a movie theater, and someone steps on your foot,
Let it slide!  
There's no use going to jail for 20 years b-cuz 
Someone Smudged Your Puma!

Cornbread-Ain't nothin wrong with that!

No matter what you think of what I'm sayin,
I want you to remember this one thing:
No matter what a stripper tells you,
There Is No Sex In The Champagne Room!
(That guy starts singin)
No Sex In The Champagne Room,
No Sex In The Champagne Room! 
No Sex In The Champagne Room,
No Sex In The Champagne Room!

If a homeless person has a funny sign,
He hasn't been homeless that long.
A real homeless person is too hungry to be funny.

If a girl has a pierced tongue,
She'll probably suck your (BEEP)!
If a guy has a pierced tongue, 
He'll probably suck your (BEEP)!

Here's a horoscope for everyone:
Aquarius-You're Gonna Die!
Capricorn-You're Gonna Die!
Gemini-You're Gonna Die TWICE!  (Me!)
Leo-You're Gonna Die!
Scorpio-You're Gonna Die!

No one goes to Hooters for wings.

If you've been dating a guy for 4 months,
And you haven't met any of his friends yet,
You Are Not His Girlfriend!  

Some of the stuff I have said may offend you 
Some of the stuff I have said may not apply to you.
But no matter who you are, (Bill Clinton)
You must remember this one thing:
No matter what a stripper tells you, 
There Is No Sex In The Champagne Room!  NONE!

 

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