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"You Can Check Out Anytime, But You Can Never Leave!"
--The Eagles ('Hotel California')
Grateful Thanks to the insight of Mike Hanson

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"It is better to Light One Candle, than to Curse the Darkness!" -- Proverb



Thanks to J. Spizzirri for this reconstruction of a plaque on his garden gate.


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Hey Kids,
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...It's !
...not somewhen in 1968,
but who's counting...?

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"Jesus had a tough life. I read about that guy. Jesus is the only guy that ever came back from the dead that didn't scare the F--- out of everybody!"
--Sam Kinison

"IF YOU UNDERSTAND THE DUALITY/REALITY OF JOHN DONNE, YOU WILL IMMEDIATELY SEE THE TRUTH OF SAM KINISON!" - DUDLEY



Freudian Mood Elevator In Disorder

The Jungian Mood Elevator


Penthouse (Private) Elevator


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APPEARING NOW!

Acclaimed by ALL The Crowned Heads of Europe!
Returned to HOTEL BRAVO by Popular Demand!

...The Silky Stylings of
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With the Melodious support
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and, The Fabulous
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Directed by Our HOSTESS,
the very Lovely and Gifted,

"Sister JOY!"

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"Big Don"
greeting you at the door!


Your Master Of Ceremonies,
is the Very Capable and Adroit;
the effervescent


Dick Schmidt,
Distinguished Former Proprietor
and Host
at the EVER POPULAR


Lucille's Lounge,
in East Dubuque, Illinois!

...and The Hotel Bravo Management Welcomes You!
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No One Can Show You The World! You Have To See It For Yourself! It's pulled over your mind to blind you to the truth! - Morpheus

"Resistence Is Futile! You WILL BE Assimilated!" --THE BORG MACHINE COLLECTIVE

ENDURING "ENDURING FREEDOM"
["OPERATION EVERLASTING PROFITS"]
Want PEACE? Work For EQUAL JUSTICE For All Human Beings!
Hate, Greed, Bigotry & Revenge Beget Only Hate, Greed, Bigotry & Revenge!

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FAIR is the national media watch group that offers well-documented criticism of media bias and censorship. We seek to invigorate the First Amendment by advocating for greater diversity in the press. We scrutinize media practices that marginalize public interest, minority and dissenting viewpoints. FAIR believes that independent, aggressive and critical media are essential to an informed democracy. But mainstream media are increasingly cozy with the economic and political powers they should be watchdogging. Mergers in the news industry have accelerated, further limiting the spectrum of viewpoints that have access to mass media. With U.S. media outlets overwhelmingly owned by for-profit conglomerates and supported by corporate advertisers, independent journalism is compromised.

You can get more information by going to FAIR's web site at: http://www.fair.org



- EMPIRE -
Who Needs It?


...or the Killer Ape, driven by insatiable lust for it, but the Killer Ape?


VVAWAI has the following points of unity:

1. VVAWAI is an anti-imperialist organization which is open to veterans of all eras, reservists, and active duty GIs.

2. VVAWAI has vowed to bring the lessons paid for in blood into direct opposition to any wars or war preparations by the U.S. and all imperialist powers, East or West.

3. VVAWAI upholds all resistance to imperialist war by GIs, reservists, veterans and the anti-war/peace movement.

4. Just as we upheld the righteous struggle of the people of South East Asia fighting for their liberation, we uphold the just struggles of people around the world as they fight for their liberation today.

5. As veterans, we know that racism and the subjugation of women are twin pillars of crimes against humanity. We vow to oppose these and all other forms of oppression.



Prisoner of Conscience
OR (?) Fraud...?
Speaking nightly in the Canopy Room...

READ THE ARTICLE!
Hear the hisssing!





"Just When We Finally Reach The Age
When We Actually Understand
Why We Shouldn't Accept Candy
From Strangers Holding Car Doors Open,
We Start Voting, And Seem To Completely Forget
What We Learned As Children, Or Worse,
We Become The Seductive Strangers!"
--Dudley



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