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MONUMENTAL RAMBLINGS

H...HE...HEL...HELP!!! What have I gotten myself into. I have thousands of dog bytes or mega bites or something and I cannot think of a single monumental to ramble about. Wait, it seems to be working and if you are still reading then you are as crazy as ...

This is division of (,d). OK, OK! I'll explain it just one time, in case you were wondering. (,d) if you read the characters is pronounced comma dee. Do you "get it"? Comedy !! Do you remember when a sleep aid or laxative named Serutan was on the market and we were told that spelled backwards it was natures? Makes me wonder what Tang is made of?

When at the grocery store did you ever stop to think that if you did not buy any groceries, you would not need to buy any toilet tissue.

Happened to meet my boss the other day at the store and noticed that he was driving a newer car. When I mentioned it, he said he'd looked quite some time to find a car in his job description. I simply asked, "What? You wanted a car that doesn't work?"

Family names are interesting and many times unique. My family name means son of Edmond. The name Baker means one who bakes. Now consider the Borden family: Elsie means ice cream and Lizzie means "I SCREAM!"