In My Day . . .
Kudos to Erik M. for this giggle!
From The Washington Post Report in which people were asked to tell Gen-Xers how much harder they had it in the old days:
Third Place:
In my day, we couldn't afford shoes, so we went barefoot. In the winter we had to wrap our feet with barbed wire for traction.
Bill Flavin, Alexandria
Second Place:
In my day we didn't have MTV or in-line skates, or any of that stuff. No, it was 45s and regular old metal-wheeled roller skates, and the 45s always skipped, so to get them to play right you'd weigh the needle down with something like quarters, which we never had because our allowances were way too small, so we'd use our skate keys instead and end up forgetting they were taped to the record player arm so that we couldn't adjust our skates, which didn't really matter because those crummy metal wheels would kill you if you hit a pebble anyway, and in those days roads had real pebbles on them, not like today.
Russell Beland, Springfield
And the winner of the velour bicentennial poster:
In my day, we didn't have no rocks. We had to go down to the creek and wash our clothes by beating them with our heads.
Barry Blyveis, Columbia
Honorable Mentions:
In my day, we didn't have dogs or cats. All I had was Silver Beauty, my beloved paper clip.
Jennifer Hart, Arlington
When I was your age, we didn't have fake doggie-do. We only had real doggie-do, and no one thought it was a damn bit funny.
Brendan Bassett, Columbia
Back in the 1970s we didn't have the space shuttle to get all excited about. We had to settle for men walking on the crummy moon.
Russell Beland, Springfield
In my day, we didn't have days. There was only time for work, time for prayer and time for sleep. The sheriff would go around and tell everyone when to change.
Elden Carnahan, Laurel
In my day, we didn't have fancy health-food restaurants. Every day we ate lots of easily recognizable animal parts, along with potatoes drenched in melted fat from those animals. And we're all as strong as AAGGKK-GAAK Urrgh. Thud.
Tom Witte, Gaithersburg
In my day, we didn't have hand-held calculators. We had to do addition on our fingers. To subtract, we had to have some fingers amputated.
Jon Patrick Smith, Washington
In my day, we didn't get that disembodied, slightly ticked-off voice saying 'Doors closing.' We got on the train, the doors closed, and if your hand was sticking out it scraped along the tunnel all the way to the Silver Spring station and it was a bloody stump at the end. But the base fare was only a dollar.
Russell Beland, Springfield
In my day, we didn't have water. We had to smash together our own hydrogen and oxygen atoms.
Diana Hugue, Bowie
Kids today think the world revolves around them. In my day, the sun revolved around the world, and the world was perched on the back of a giant tortoise.
Jonathan Paul, Garrett Park
Back in my day, '60 Minutes' wasn't just a bunch of gray-haired liberal 80-year-old guys. It was a bunch of gray-haired liberal 60-year-old guys.
Russell Beland, Springfield
In my day, we didn't have virtual reality. If a one-eyed razorback barbarian warrior was chasing you with an ax, you just had to hope you could outrun him.
Sarah M. Wolford, Hanover
In my day, attitudes were different. For example, women didn't like sex. At least that is what they told me.
Tom witte Gaithersburg
In my day, people could only dream of hitchkicking a ride on a comet
David Ronka, Charlottesville
In my day, we didn't have calculators. We had to do addition on our fingers. T subtract, we had to have some fingers amputated
Jon Patrick smith, Washington
In my day, we didn't have Strom Thurmond. Oh wait. Yes we did!
Dina Huge, Bowie
In my day, we woore our pants up around our armpits. Monstrous wedgies, but we looked snappy.
Bruce Evans. Washington
