Stupid Letter in "different Voice"
The man wanted us to re-write out letters in a different voice - - I tried to go up a notch and be MORE formal - but he didn't think that contrasted enough.
As an utterly useless assingment anyway (and only worth 2 points) I decided to change the "voice" and write the worlds worst poem. No arts organization would ever send this out as part of a capital campagin - but if it's in a "different voice" Mr. Writing Teacher will be happy (I hope!)
JulieVW
Fin. Support Letter in Different Voice
SMU
Communications for the Professional
Oct. 8, 2002
Hey!
We need art
That's the part
Patrons forget about
And then we pout
It isn't funny
We need the money
Please send your contribution
so we can buy paintings fushia
Thanks for your support,
Signed the artistic director Mort
In case your curious - he did give me full credit for this "poem" which I spend 2 whole minutes writing. (As opposed to telling me to redo the letter I spent an hour on) What a rotten teacher!
