"i'll never forget the impact that jessica wright had on my life. she was very smart, as well as a good writer, as demonstrated in my eulogy. she gave the best christmas present that i ever got, which was of course, dave thomas founder of wendy's. some of her loves were brendan, ruby soho, combat books, open diaries, s fish, the words "gonad" and "goon," and all else things nice and pritty. she had lovely hair, as well as a nice pencil with her at all times with which to twist it back. her dad is really cool, and she took after him. except when he's a goon. she liked to make little films, which were very nice. she is survived by katelyn, eddie, brendan, dt fow, and everyone else who loved her."
- k. boone
