For The Young At Heart
Your Host: Chris Kirkpatrick
Chris: Hey kids! On today's show we're gonna show you the importance of sharing!
Justin skates up on a pair of rollerblades. They are Spiderman Roller Blades. His head is bouncing to the beat from his walkman.
Nicky and Cory run up to Justin.
Nicky: Wow Justin! Those blades are da bomb!
Cory: Yeah! You look so hott, Justin!
Justin: (calmly) I know. Really?
Nicky & Cory: YEAH!
Justin: Hey, Annie, Melanie! Come look at my blades!!
Melanie and Annie walk over to the rest of the group.
Melanie: Those are cool, Justin.
Annie: They are pretty neat.
Justin: They're brand new.
Nicky: Can I try them out?
Justin: Hell no! What you be smokin' fool? You think I would let you wear my brand new blades! Hell no!
Nicky runs off and begins to cry.
The girls all give Justin dirty looks.
Melanie: That was mean!
Annie: He just wanted to try them out. It wouldn't have killed you to let him.
Cory: You need to learn how to share.
The three girls stomp off in Nicky's direction.
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Chris: Hi kids! What do you think Nicky and Justin should have done?
Chris: I'll tell you what Nicky should have done. He shoulda beat the xxxx outta that little punk ass hot shot!!!
Chris: (calms down) Well uh... lets see how it would have worked out my way.
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Justin skates up on a pair of rollerblades. They are Spiderman Roller Blades. His head is bouncing to the beat from his walkman.
Nicky and Cory run up to Justin.
Nicky: Wow Justin! Those blades are da bomb!
Cory: Yeah! You look so hott, Justin!
Justin: (calmly) I know. Really?
Nicky & Cory: YEAH!
Justin: Hey, Annie, Melanie! Come look at my blades!!
Melanie and Annie walk over to the rest of the group.
Melanie: Those are cool, Justin.
Annie: They are pretty neat.
Justin: They're brand new.
Nicky: Can I try them out?
Justin: Hell no! What you be smokin' fool? You think I would let you wear my brand new blades! Hell no!
Nicky: What the hell is up your ass? I just friggin' asked if I could try them out!!!
Justin: Yo, dude chill. Ok... I just said no ok?
Nicky: What the hell? You didn't just say no... you said hell no! And for that you need your ass beat! (Nick jumps on Justin and beats the xxxx out of him.)
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Chris: And there you go kids. There's the importance of sharing. If you don't share you get your ass beat. Thanks for watching. Bye!!!