Announcer: As always, your lovely and charming host, Lance Bass!!!

Lance: Thank you, thank you. On today's show, Jessica Alba is going to help me makeover a fashion victim and talk about her new show, Dark Angel.

Your Host: Lance Bass

Guest Starring: Jessica Alba

Jess: Hi! (waves)

Lance: Its so good to have you here, please, won't you sit down?

Jess: Thank you. Its great to be here! I'm so excited. I've always wanted to be on your show. I'm really a big fan.

Lance: (blushing) Aww, stop!!!

Jess: (smiles) I hear that I get to help out some poor unfortunate fashion victim today.

Lance: As a matter of fact you do. We're going to help Miss Britney Spears from Louisianna today.

Jess: Ok, well, lets see. Where to begin? LoL. What do we have to work with?

Jess: Oh boy.

Lance: Yes well, it'll be a challenge.

Jess: Lets start with the makeup. Tone it down! Honey, the idea is to put it on so you can't tell it's there!

Lance: That's what my mother always taught me.

Jess: And Brit, babe, you need a less revealing outfit. You don't need to show all of yourself off to come off as sexy.

Lance: So true! I've learned that a tight sweater could be more sexy than a low cut shirt.

Jess: Right. And she'd look great like that. I love her hair though. No rants on that.

Lance: I wonder what conditioner she uses. Hmm... Well, anyway. Jess, why don't you help Brit get made-over while we go for a short commercial break. We'll be right back ladies, don't go anywhere!

Lance: Welcome back, ladies. Jess and Brit are back from Brit's makeover. Shall we take a look at her?

Jess: The before picture.

Jess: The after picture.

Jess: No problem. Always glad to help.

Lance: So, Jess, tell me about your new show, Dark Angel.

Jess: Well, its set into the future, 2019 to be exact. And Max, my character, is one of the military's experiments that excaped. She's looking for the other "experiments" that escaped and basically only cares about her mission. Then she meets Logan Cale, and well... they eventually work out a deal... but I'm not going to say anymore! Then no one would have any reason to watch the show! (Laughs)

Lance: Yes they would. To see you!

Jess: Lance Bass, are you hitting on me?

Lance: Unfortunatly, that's all the time we have for our guest, Jessica Alba today. Thanks for stopping by! Come back real soon, you're always welcome.

Jess: Thanks for having me. Bye!!!

Lance: I think we have time for just one question. As you know you may always email me at lance@nsynchotties.com with questions for the show. Today's question comes from Sissy in Minnesota. Sissy writes:

I wash my hair and blowdry it in the morning. My hair is starting to dry out and get fryed. Why is this and how can I fix it?

Lance: Well Sissy, the heat from the blowdryer is damaging your hair. You have pretty much two options. One you can let your hair air-dry or you could use a shampoo that protects your hair from heat. One such product is Thermasilk which not only protects your hair but actually improves it. Oh and by the way, it sponsored today's show!!!!! (Grins)

Lance: That's all for today's episode of Today's Woman! See you next time!