Frozen!

Here is a pic of the Blue Frozen. This particular from of the toxic frozen drink has a blueberry taste to it. Blueberry is by far the most evil of all the frozen flavors that we have experimented with. Its thick, syrupy texture adds to the poor quality. The only Mullet Hunter to ever finish a blue frozen was Bennett and we have reason to believe it was already half empty when he began. The only reason Bennett was able to consume the beverage without leaning back and choking out moist snorts of anguish was that he was more evil than the drink. To learn more about Bennett and his evil alias's, check out his page. Blue frozen's are quite rare though and have only been spotted by Mullet Hunters once. Usually a frozen will take a yellow, lemonade form as seen below. These are safe to drink and are highly recommended by T-diddy.

Frozens are only available at Hockeytown USA. If you go there to test sample one of these horrible creations, be sure to have the frozen girl prepare it. She is the only person that works at the rink who is authorized to make a frozen. Some of the other unauthorized employees have been known to serve frozens with a deadly dosage of sugary sweetness. Do not accept frozens that are made by other personnel.