Matt "Math" Brandt
I am going to play for the Mullet Hunters in the upcoming Iowa Games. I wrote an essay about the Mullet Hunters at school and I got an A on it cause the teacher lost it. Otherwise it was pretty bad. Oh, and she didnt really lose it, I just never turned it in then I yelled at her for not giving it back to me and she started crying and gave me an A. Basically what it said was that the Mullet Hunters are really great and this one time Justin Sturtz scored on his backhand and it was really great. And then there was this really great part about this one time when Nick Nabor shelfed one against Jefferson and it was really great. I feel that it was A-quality work.
Contributions to the Mullet Hunters
- Signed the guestbook saying that the mullet that plays for Lincoln is one mean SOB
- Sometimes displays hair similar to Lyle Lovett
- Can make fun of Sturtz in creative new ways noone ever would have imagined
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Favorite Quote:
"Simons a fag"
Favorite Quote:
"Ahhhhhhhhhh.... (Colossus Voice)"
Email: mathdady@aol.com