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After exiting the fun house you realized that you still had a few more hours to kill. After enjoying yourself so much the first time you decided, what the hell, I'll do it again. Once again you entered and were given the same outfit. The man at the desk said he was surprised to see you back so soon. You replied, "Why not, my hair is already plastered in peanut butter" You were really excited when the man told you that you could try out a new course that was still being tested. However, before you started he made you sign a release form. He said, "Its for insurance purposes, the course is very safe, trust me." It didn't take much persuasion for you to do the second coarse. Again you started on your journey. The first obstacle you encountered was a hallway filled with swinging dummies. However, each dummy was rubbed down with a different substance. The first was coated in pancake batter and the second was covered in chocolate syrup. The thrid and forth dummies were covered in pudding. You cleared the first dummie, but got struck by the second. Chocolate sauce splatered all over you. After being clobbered by the second and third dummies, you were completely covered in muck. Actually you really liked the experience and decided to tackle them again. THis time you jumped on to them and hung on. It was hard for you to hold on to the dummies covered in muck. But it felt wonderful as you slid off of the greased dummies. You continued on your way again and for a while nothing exciting happened, just a few dead-ends. However, you were very excited to see that there was another back ride machine. You eagerly layed down on the board as the straps automatically tightened. The ride started of by running you through a shower of maple syrup. It was hitting you with such force, that it slicked back your hair and went up your nose. Next you were headed for a pudding waterfall. You started to pass through it, but when it hit your chest, the cart stopped. The pudding kept gushing over you and there was nothing you could do to stop it. Helplessly you layed there having tons of pudding dumped on you. The man at the counter said the ride still had a few flaws, but that the ride was safe. The pudding kept flowing on you and began to cover your face. You had to constantly keep spitting out the pudding so you could breath. FInally the ride started moving again. The pudding had filled up your pants and shirt and you felt really helpless. The ride stopped and the cuffs realeased. A voice from the loudspeaker told you that for safety reasons, you would have to walk the rest of the ride. So, you walked along the track. As you were walking, you tripped a laser beam and you heard somehting being set off. All of the sudden a huge pie flew out of nowhere and engulfed you body. You peeled the crust off the front of your body so you could walk again. Next you hit a sprayer of icing. You figured, what the hell, and danced through it. YOu stopped in the middle and let the icing build up on you,pretending to take a real shower. You rubbed it all over your body and down the inside of your pants. The "ride" was over and you went on. Next you encountered a huge vat of whipped cream. You thought, this is easy, I just have to walk through it. But then you saw the sign that said, "You must slide through this obstacle on your stomach, You got down on your knees and then lade your body on top of the whipped cream. It gushed from your sides as you pushed yourself into it. You started of. At first everything was fine, however, soon you had to use your hands to clear the slop from your face. At the end you pulled yourself out of the pit, completly plastered. To next obstacle was called, escape across the Mexican border. You started ahead and saw the wall you had to climb. In front of it was mote, filled with nacho cheese. You dove in and instantly you filled your cothes and drenched your body. When you got out you shimered in the greasy cheese. It felt wonderful to be so greasy. The wall you had to climb was covered in refried beans and sour cream. The cool whip cream and the warm beans felt wonderful on your body. You stopped halfway up and filled your pants with the mixture. As you pressed yourself against the wall the beans squirted all through your pants and down your legs. Again, you were physically exauhsted, but very happy. Before you could take of your clothes you had to scoop out some of the slop. At the end you told the man, I'll certainly be back next year. |
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