1. When he is reverent:
"I don't need sinners to quote the Bible to me!"
"If it's in the Bible, God said it, I believe it, and that settles it!"
2. When he is helpful:
"J.C." : You should get off the air,
_______to make room for Rush Limbaugh,
_______Ollie North and G. Gordon Liddy!
_______You're not in their league!
Art Bell: (puzzled) But they're already on--
"J.C." : Then they could play reruns!
3. When he is kind:
"I have paid my dues,
and I will be there,
on the right side of the Lord,
when the rest of you
are falling into the burning pit.
But I might due you a favor
by spitting on you,
when you beg for water."
