1. If you like it, it’s mine.
2. If I can reach it, it’s mine.
3. If it’s in my beak, it’s mine.
4. If I can take it, it’s mine.
5. If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.
6. If it’s mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
7. If I'm chewing something, all the pieces are mine.
8. If it looks like mine, it’s mine.
9. If I saw it first, it’s mine.
10. If I can see it, it's mine.
11. If I can't see it, it's mine.
12. If you have something and put it down, it’s mine.
13. If it is broken....it is yours!
MORE Rules for parrots and their slaves:
If you are eating it, it must be good, and I should have some.
If I want it, then you should give it to me.
You have always needed your hair to be preened.
That there is nothing softer and snugglier then a cockatoo, they are even better then teddy bears.
When it is time to go play on the play tree, IT IS TIME TO GO PLAY ON THE PLAYTREE, for heavens sake!
It's not good to make me wait for my piece of breakfast toast or I am liable to wake up the mommy.
Remote controls don't need buttons on them .
Neither do your shirts, coats, sweaters, etc.
Keyboards should be parrot toys.
If it's mine, it's mine.
If it' yours it's mine.
If I can touch it, it's mine.
If I can't touch it, it's mine.
If I can play with it, it's mine.
If I can't play with it, it's mine
And finaly, everything I see is mine.
1.. The little buttons on the top of ball caps don’t exist
any longer, and buttons on the front of dress shirts
are always bitten in half or missing altogether.
2. Eyeglasses are always bent and your hair always
needs combed, and finding your car keys has
become the world biggest game of hide-and-go-seek!
3. Furniture, tables, chairs, what ever you can think
of has been chewed. But, the stuff they can't reach is
theirs also, they are just saving it. Fooling you into
a false sense of security.
4. When the telephone rings, you hear multiple
“Hello’s, Hi’s and What’s” and you haven’t said a
word yet.
5. Writing utensils simply are shaped oddly and no
longer work, not to mention the keys on a computers
keyboard are nicely re-arranged.
6. Oh yes, we mustn’t forget the screaming! And it
always starts at 5 AM and ends around 11 PM.
(A favorite with the neighbors!)
7. Water dishes are always pooped in, food dishes
are always empty with “ALL” the food out on the
floor.
8. Guests are “Pinched” and “Pooped” on.
{Sometimes a good thing!}
9. “Bath Time” often means the floors, walls and
doors get washed too, not to mention us humans
get bathed also!
10. And, the one that takes the cake! How’d they
get “THAT” up “THERE” has always puzzled to me.
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