10. Daniel, I love you.

9. Palooka (Never mind, it's a Northern Queensland thing...)

8. Teal'c, I love you.

7. Rat-arsed (That's drunk to you lot)

6. General Hammond, I love you (Sensing a pattern?).

5. Eat my shorts.

4. Up your ziggy with a wah-wah brush (ã 'The Hairy Bird').

3. Daniel, you just take as long as you like messing around with those artefacts. We can wait.

2. I'm pregnant.

1. Maybourne, I love you.

10 more things we'd love to hear Jack say in an episode

(but I... etc.)

10. Man, I got so shit-faced on the weekend that I tried to get into the wrong house.

9. Does this make my butt look big?

8. I just love gold lame!

7. Where's me pint? (© 'Martin/Molloy')

6. Oooh, me plums!! (© 'Martin/Molloy')

5. Bugger me dumplings!! (© 'Martin/Molloy')

4. Topless jelly wrestling rocks!!! (Not out loud at least...)

3. The bog's (toilet's) that way.

2. Cor blimey, that's a big 'un!! (© 'Martin/Molloy')

1. Nimbin, my Nimbin. Nimbin, yeah, Nimbin. (© 'Full Frontal')

Any comments or suggestions...?

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