Top 10 silly scenes/episodes I'd love to see on Stargate SG-1

(and definitive proof as to why I haven't been chosen to be writers for the show)

10. "Nice 'do" - Teal'c meets an alternate version of himself from one of thos quantum reality thingies that has a foot-high, hot pink mohawk and earrings through things that were never intended by God to be pierced.

9. "I love you..." - SG-1 being chased by a 20 metre high (that's big, okay?) version of Barney the dinosaur.

8. "I never wanted to be an archaeologist..." - Daniel singing the lead of 'The Lumberjack Song' (C'mon, its Monty Python people!!) with Sam, Jack and Teal'c singing the backup vocals while dressed in Mountie outfits (Just read the fic I Never Wanted to be an Archaeologist).

7. "Uh, right" - Sam rattles off something technobabblish about one of the many subjects she has knowledge about (astrophysics, biochemistry, life sciences...) and Jack not only follows every word, but also improves on it.

6. "To be or not to be" - While under the influence of a narcotic he accidentally took off-world, Teal'c insists on reciting the collected works of Shakespeare dressed in nothing but a pair of Speedos and some floaties (or water wings if you must).

5. *Honk*Honk* - Jack runs Maybourne over with a Mack truck carrying three trailers full of cows with a serious case of the trots (Short, sweet and to the point).

4. "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder" - Daniel falls madly in love with a one-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple people-eater the team meets off-world... And then insists on marrying it "Because that's what a gentleman would do."

3. "Gender bender" - Sam finally gives into her chronic case of penis envy and gets a sex change (Ahem, reassignment)... And Jack finds her, uh, him even more attractive...

2. "Luau!!" - While under the influence of a narcotic they accidentally took off-world, SG-1 insists on dancing the Hawaiian hula on the table in the conferance room... Minus their clothes.

Drum roll.....

1. Mud vs Jelly - In an attempt to decide which is the best SG team on the base, SG-1 take part in a tag-team, chocolate mousse wrestling competition (Hehe!!).

Any comments or suggestions...?

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