Let's Get Ready to Rumble!!

Backstage at the Billboard Music Awards, The Backstreet Boys and *N SYNC were in their dressing rooms, tucking in their shirts and tying their shoes. The two bands, along with Five, were up for "The Best Boy Band of the Year" Award. As the bands emerged to the wings, they shook hands and congratulated eachother on a year of success.

As the two groups parted, AJ mumbled under his breath to Kevin, "What a bunch of unoriginal fags." Chris overheard this comment and got in AJ's face and asked him " What'd you say, punk?" AJ, getting a little nervous and wiping his sweaty palms on his magenta satin pants, said " Uh..ummm....I didn't say anything, man!" Kevin, who is a little more manly, said " We said you were a bunch of copycating queers!" With that, Justin came running out of the bathroom and tackled Kevin to the ground. As he punched him in the stomach Rock-N-Jock-style, the rest of the members of the groups started a brawl.

First JC drug Howie D. by his nappy hair to the bathroom, with Justin's terds still stinking up the bathroom. JC shoved Howie "D-ness"'s head in with the poop and flushed the toilet. He watched with a devilish grin as Howie squealed for mercy.

Meanwhile, Chris and Joey were arm-wrestling to decide who would get to beat up Nick, since they both wanted a chance to fight the fem. As they did this, Nick sat in the corner, rocking himself and sobbing, as Aaron stroked his hair, trying to calm him.

The minute that Joey had beaten Chris, they jumped up and headed over to the brothers. Chris slung Aaron over his shoulder and threw him out the window to masses of pre-pubescent girls, ten stories below.

Joey picked Nick up by his lacy collar, which resulted in a huge rip. This only caused Nick to cry even harder. Joey yelled at Nick, "Why the hell are you wearing blue? Everybody knows that Justin copyrighted the color blue and if you wanna wear it, you gotta get it approved through him!" Even though Nick begged for forgiveness, Joey tied Nick up to the ceiling by his toes and used him for a punching bag.

AJ was lying the ground as Chris repeatedly jumped on his face, trampoline-style. Then Chris knelt on the floor , pinned AJ, and forced him to say "Backstreet Sucks!" into a microphone, which could be heard throughout the arena. Everytime that AJ refused, Chris would spit in his face.

JC got a brilliant idea. He found Lance, who was still putting on his nylons, and told him that AJ had secretely always had a crush on Lance and wanted to meet him in the broom closet before the show. Lance excitedly reapplied his lipstick and waited patiently in the closet. JC whispered to Chris what his plan was and they both carried AJ to the closet, and locked the door. All that could be heard was Lance saying "Hey there, big boy!" , followed by a ear piercing scream.

While as this was going on, Justin had knocked Kevin unconscious and called the boys over to have some fun with him. They all gathered office supplies, tied his feet to a chair, glued his lips together, stapled his eyes open, cut off his bushy eyebrows, and stuck his fingers in the paper shredder.

As the guys stepped back to admire their work, Brian wandered in late, because he was on the pay phone with his mom. He asked, incredulously "Who did all this?" Since *N SYNC kind of respected Brian, none of them would confess. Suddenly Brian's face broke into a huge grin as he thanked the guys for getting rid of the Backstreet Boys. JC, who was on a roll, had another great idea and asked Brian if he would like to replace Lance in the group.

Suddenly the five guys heard the announcer say "..and now we've GOT *N SYNC!"The guys walked out onstage to collect their award and announce that Lance had been replaced. After the show, *N SYNC went to their producer's party to celebrate their award and the dissapearance of BSB. This was a night that *N SYNC would remember forever!!

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