Chris's Vital Stats:

  • Full Name: Kystefur Curecpaatrek

  • Birthdate: 10/17/71..back in the olden days

  • Birthplace: In the Constitutional Convention in Philly

  • Hair: Seagull poop, spidery dreds

  • Eyes: Poopy brown

  • Favorite Foods: Beans, Beans, and more Beans ...and anything off the senior citizens menu

  • Car: '64 Volkswagen Bus

  • Favorite Movies: Anything Black and White

  • Favorite Color: Silver

  • Favorite Music: Anything on vinyl...to spin records! He loves The Temptations and The Supremes!

  • Favorite TV Shows: South Park, The Simpsons, and Married..with Children

  • Favorite Childhood Toy: A Wooden Top

  • Favorite *N SYNC Song: "Here We Go"..he's like the Energizer Bunny!

  • Favorite Holiday:St. PATRICK'S Day

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