Recently Justin Timberlake took the test at the Orlando DMV to get his driver's license. Now we all know that Justin isn't exactly the smartest of the group, so we tracked down what he wrote in for some of the answers. We were(weren't??) surprised and we think that you will be too. Our thoughts are below his answers in the italics. Here we go!!
1. Your full name: Justin
Okay buddy, FULL usually means the whole thing...so for you Danger and Timberlake. Got it?
2.Social Security Number: I ain't on welfare or nuthin'.
No, but you will be once you aren't so pretty and little girls stop buying your CD.
3. Did you take Driver's Education and pass with a grade of a C or better?:Hell no!! But yo, my ma said that since I'm a famous person or whateva then it don't matter, yo. I best be still gettin' my lisence cause I'm gonna be chillin' with tha funked out crew.
Yeah, you tell 'em Justy. Like the 92 year old woman that probably scored this could understand him.
4. What do you do at a stop sign? Stop if there's a ho on the corner. If there ain't, then go until ya find one.
Not only are you not old enough to have legal sex, but prostitution's also against the law, turbo.
5.How soon do you turn off your brights when approaching an oncoming car?How do you turn 'em ON??
Oh God, in foreign cars it's even harder..
6. What does it mean and what do you do when your temperature light on the dashboard turns on? That da car's gettin' too hot and you gotta turn the air conditioner on to cool it down.
And you can even clear your pores with the steam coming out of the hood!
7. What type of insurance must every driver legally have?I dunno , man...something like uh, typhoon insurance...
Uhh...where do we start??
8. What should you do if you miss your turn-off on the freeway?Either turn around or put it in reverse...if my mom's in the car then I would do it the right way and make a U-turn.
Well just don't forget to use your blinker! Can you imagine the traffic??
9. What does a dotted yellow line mean?That the paint machine was running outta paint!!
Most major cities are making cutbacks in their budgets and they had to start somewhere!
10. What are the 3 steps to parallel parking?Why does it matter? Everywhere you go has valet!
Someone's seen Clueless one too many times..
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Justin was denied his lisence until his mom paid the little old lady and the City of Orlando..Congrats Justin!