"God JC, please don't sing along with Celine this time!" Justin begs. JC just smiles at him with his usual devilish grin.
Joey, always hungry, gets up to go buy a snack. After 20 minutes, he returns with a HUGE tub of popcorn, ice cream, Snickers, licorice, jumbo nachos, and a value size Diet Coke (because he's trying to cut back on the calories). Chris tries to snag a chip, but Joey smacks his hand away and says "Hey man, I didn't buy enough to share!"
Lance excuses himself to the restroom. While he is gone, the previews begin. Chris realizes that someone behind him has been kicking his chair nonstop since they had arrived. He slowly turns his head and sees three 10 year old girls smiling and giggling at him. "Oh God, don't turn around," he says to Justin. Joey, on the other hand, gets all excited because they are prospective dates.
Lance returns and says excitedly to the rest of the boys, " Did you know that in Europe, the bathrooms have candy machines and no urinals?!?" "LANCE!! You went in the girl's bathroom again!!! Sit down and don't talk!"
After the first 2 hours of the movie, JC pushes Justin's legs out of his way. "Hey man, be careful! That's irreplaceable stuff there! And I don't have anywhere to put it!" Justin says, irratated. JC continues to push him because he1s out of room too, until Lance crosses his legs and everyone else can finally air out.
Five hours later....
Chris is snoring loudly and drooling all over his shoulder, Lance is crying because Rose has just let go, Justin is pissed because this theater had edited out the boob part, JC is singing along with the soundtrack, and Joey's licking his nacho crumbs off the ground.
As the credits finally roll, the five guys hurriedly exit before any other annoying fans can recognize and attack them. They board the bus and Lance runs to the bathroom to wipe off his running mascara. The four others turn on the Playboy channel, and say "Now this is REAL entertainment!"