7:00 am-Gets out of bed and slowly makes his way to the kitchen.Grabs a bran muffin and a glass of V8. Sits down to watch the news with a cigar.
8:00 am-Showers with a shower cap on, being careful not to get his beloved dreads wet.
8:15 am- Puts on his new plaid overalls with a striped shirt. Thinks about shaving, but decides that it can wait another day.
9:00 am-Rollerblades to the local zoo to go for a pony ride, to get cotton candy, and to get his face painted by his favorite clown.
10:00 am-Bums a ride from Justin to Discovery Zone for his friend Mikey's birthday party.
10:15 am-Gets in trouble at DZ because he buried Mikey in the ball pit.
11:00 am-Watches the puppet show. After he sings along with them to "It's a Sunshine Day", he gets offered a job, but has to turn it down because he knows that if he doesn't then JC will never let him forget it.
12:15 pm-Picks up his prize bag and then goes outside to meet Justin, who's supposed to pick him up.
12:30 pm-Chris and Justin meet JC at Taco Bell (Chris's favorite restaurant in town.)
1:00 pm-Chris goes with Justin to LaJolla's Beauty Parlor for a quick hair weave. Chris also decides that LaJolla's braids look so good that he too wants seagull-poop(Loreal No. 329) colored dreads put in his hair.
2:30 pm- Shows up late to the recording studio. Chris has to sit this practice out because his voice is finally changing and he can't hit the high notes anymore.
4:00 pm-Walks to the store Boot Ranch to pick up some bandannas and an English-style side saddle for Lance.
6:00 pm- Dinner at Hooters.
8:00 pm- Decides to go clubbing with Joey. To get ready he spritzes on some White Diamonds by Elizabeth Arden and changes his diaper. Adds a little Spray-On Hair to his bald spots and is out the door.
9:00 pm-Him and Joey head out to the clubs. After being hit on by several men and not seeing any women in sight they realize that they are at the gay club, Muchachos por Muchachos.
11:30 pm-Chris and Joey head home, in order to not be late.
11:47 pm- Just as Chris is about to go inside, he decides that he's not going to take anymore from JC and rebels by staying up late to watch Friday.
1:00 am-Since this was such an eventful day for such an old man, Chris crashes in front of the TV.
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