6:00 am-Joey rolls out of the gutter, shakes off the trash, and heads inside Lynn's house.
6:15 am -He heads straight for the kitchen, to eat breakfast: two omlettes, Lance's french toast, a bowl of Cocoa Puffs, Belgian Waffles, bacon, German sausage, biscuits and gravy, coffee with cream, and skim milk ('cause he is cutting back).
7:00 am -Pees, brushes his teeth, showers (only on Mondays), and gets dressed in whatever is on the floor.
7:30 am -Polishes his Superman necklace.
8:30 am -Calls 1-900-HOT CHIX, to talk to his girls, Bambi, Cindi, and LaWanda.
9:30 am -Morning snack: Denny's Grand Slam
11:00 am -Jet-skiing in his swamp.
12:30 pm -Lunch with his mom at the Olive Garden. Joey orders: Fettucini Alfredo, two large sausage pizzas, extra bread sticks, three jumbo salads (extra dressing), and a Diet Coke ('cause he is cutting back).
2:00 pm -Meets the four other guys at the recording studio for a jam session.
4:00 pm -Snack-Joey goes to Subway for a meatball party sub.
4:30 pm -Goes shopping at Wal-Mart and buys: the new purple shoes that are on sale, a goldfish, contact solution, and Dexatrim.
6:00 pm-Dinner with the four guys at Hooters.
8:00 pm-Puts on his clubbin' clothes: Superman shirt, glow-in-the-dark vinyl pants, and his new purple shoes. Styles his hair with a little of JC's hair gel, and puts on his G-necklace.
9:00 pm Chris and Joey go clubbin'. Have you seen the Butabi Brothers on Saturday Night Live and A Night at the Roxbury? Chris and Joey are the originals.
11:30 pm -After a couple of unsuccessful hours, Chris and Joey head home, because they realize that it is time for curfew. (JC's Rule: no *N SYNC members are allowed out after midnight.)
12:00 am -Puts on his sweats and climbs back into his sleeping bag. Joey thinks, Man, that street light is bright! But then he sees that someone has dropped their Burger King trash on the street. He picks it up, and begins licking the salt off the fry container, and is once again peaceful.
The Guy's Schedules
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