5:30 am-Wakes up to JC singing in the shower and pleads for him to stop. When JC finally stops, Justin falls back asleep to dream about being on the UNC basketball team.
6:30 am-Justin staggers into the kitchen in boxers with his hair a big ol' nappy fro. He gives Lance a dirty look who quickly gets out of his way.He pours himself a bowl of Apple Jacks and as he eats, he starts to become his usual crazy self.
6:45 am-Showers and gets ready...hits Lance for watching him.
7:00 am-Justin reaches for a baseball bat to hit the little girls that are scaling the house to see him.
7:15 am-He takes out his calculator and asks Lynn for help on his trig homework, but she ends up doing it for him...just like everything else.
8:00 am-Picks up Jonathan to take him to his first day of kindergarten. Ends up staying awhile because he got in a heated debate with a 5 year old over whether or not nap time is before or after recess.
8:30 am-On his drive home, he pops in his Hooked on Ebonics tape for a quick refresher course.
9:00 am-Plays Nintendo 64 with Chris, until they get kicked out for breaking a porcelain Elvis statue.
10:00 am-Justin drops Chris off at Discovery Zone to go to his friend1s birthday party.
10:15 am-He goes to the library to research a part of his Eagle Scout project for Boy Scouts.
11:30 am-Goes to the mall to get his ear pierced, but he forgot that he couldn't without his mom's signature.
12:15 pm-Picks up Chris at DZ to meet JC at Taco Bell.
1:00 pm-Chris and Justin head to LaJolla's Beauty Parlor so Justin can re-perm and highlight his roots. While he's there, he buys some Anti-Frizz Hair Gel.
2:30 pm-Justin and Chris meet at the studios fashionably late.
4:30 pm- One-on-one basketball with JC. Justin slam dunks tha funk before they are broken up by screaming fans.
5:45 pm-Showers and puts on tent-sized shiny silver jeans(yes, he has a pair!) and a Tennessee Vols jersey.
6:00 pm-Dinner at Hooters. Justin gets jiggy wit' LaToya in her hula hoop routine.
8:00 pm-He stops by Veronica's house cause the boy's got needs too.
10:00 pm- On his way home, he runs into Nick. The two blond guys decide to go cruise for chicks and end up at a party, where Justin ends up playing strip poker and loses.
11:45 pm-Justin is hurrying up the steps so he won't be late, when suddenly he is jumped and sexually assaulted by two *N SYNC fans from Idaho.
12:30 am- Torn clothes, mangled hair, black eyes, and all, he finally is allowed to go inside. Before he can say a word, JC screams and takes his Mercedes keys away for one week. Justin doesn't press charges on his assault cause he knows he liked it.
12:45 am-Worn out from his first sexual experience, Justin crashes in bed, clothes and all.
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