6:00 am-Lance wakes up, and removes the cucumbers from his eyes. Dressed in a pink fuzzy robe and slippers, he cooks Joey his french toast. (Well, its supposed to be his own, but Joey grabs it off Lance's plate when he turns around to get his cranberry juice.
7:00 am -Takes a Plumeria bubble bath. Blow drys his and sets his hair in curlers. Puts on his tapered jeans, see-through black mesh shirt, and black heels. He goes to watch Justin style his hair and then attempts to match it as close as possible. Puts on his new Mary Kay puffy pink lip gloss.
8:00 am -Gives himself a complete manicure/pedicure.
8:45 am-Does everyone's laundry: Justin's 4,502 wife beaters, JC's cargo pants, Joey's Superman cape, Chris's 5 pairs of overalls and every color of bandana imaginable.
10:00 am -Calls his mom, because he just had to make his very first decision, Should I dry the cape on delicate or regular?
10:15 am -While folding the laundry, Lance settles in to watch Taz on the Saturday morning cartoons.
11:30 am -Calls 1-800-FLOWERS, to send flowers to Ruben, to thank him for a GREAT night last night. See Jheri Kurl vs. Webpage Designer
Noon-Touches up his make-up, changes into pink and purple spandex with a pink sweatband and meets his sister at aerobics class.
1:30 pm Meets RuPaul for lunch at Souplantation to get some advice on his wardrobe. (Who wears short shorts? Lance wears short shorts!!)
3:00 pm -Realizes that all the other guys are at the recording studio, but they must have "forgotten" to call him and tell him when and where.
3:15 pm -Settles in front of the TV to watch The Home Shopping Network. He orders the new Martha Stewart Cookbook and a porcelain doll.
5:00 pm -Lance changes into his evening gown for dinner. He reapplys his eyeliner and lip stick.
6:00 pm-Meets the rest of the guys at Hooters.
8:00 pm-Sits in his treehouse to watch the sunset and write in his diary.
9:00 pm-Goes inside to get ready for bed. Changes into his polka dot silk nightgown, washes his face with Noxzema, and crawls into bed.
9:15 pm-Punctual as usual, JC comes in to read Lance his bedtime story, "Grover's First Day of School."
9:30 pm-JC realizes that Lance is sound asleep with his teddy bear and is sucking his thumb.
The Guy's Schedules
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