The Music Scene

Did you know that all the members of *N SYNC have released solo albums? They are very difficult to get ahold of , so we have provided you with a preview and a critique of each one:

LANCE-

Music Category: Country

Album Title: "I'm from Mississippi"

  • Track 1: Toby, my horse.
  • Track 2: Toby, my friend.
  • Track 3: Toby, my brother.
  • Track 4: Toby, my lover.
  • Track 5: Toby's from Mississippi, too.
  • Track 6: Toby's out of control.
  • Track 7: T-O-B-Y
  • Track 8: Toby's death.
  • Track 9: Ode to Toby.

    Preview of Track 7:

    There's once was a singer who had a horse and TOBY was his name-o T-O-B-Y T-O-B-Y and TOBY was his name-o. (You get the idea, right?)

    Critique of Lance's album:

    This is great for those Lance fans....there are Lance fans out there, right? Let's just say that this album is for porch-lovin, banjo-playin, Mississippi-livin, horse-ridin, buck-toothed folk.

    JOEY-

    Music Category: Gangsta Rap

    Album Title: "Brooklyn's Homeboy"

  • Track 1: Veronica's Got a Big Ol' Butt
  • Track 2: Gettin' Some Lovin'
  • Track 3: Money in the Ghetto
  • Track 4: Bro's Before Ho's
  • Track 5: Nasty Girls
  • Track 6: Italian Stallion
  • Track 7: Be My Lois Lane
  • Track 8: Brooklyn Booty
  • Track 9: Supa Man, Supa Dupa Man
  • Track 10: Yes, I Will Make Out With You
  • Track 11: Lovin' in a Dumpsta

    Preview of Track 2:

    Superman, baby, I'm so hard...pimpin' these ho's on the boulevard...but I'm not here to tell you about me...I got a little story about a nasty freak...

    Critique of Joey's album:

    You'll have to get your parents to buy this one for you...it has explicit lyrics! Pump up the bass when you got this one blastin in your car. "Lovin' in a Dumpsta" gives you some great ideas for your first date positions and Joey guarantees satisfaction or he'll prove you wrong!

    JC-

    Music Category: Jazz

    Album Title: "My 22 Versions of Jazz"

  • Track 1: JC's Gettin Jazzy! -Intro
  • Track 2: Jazz Up Your Life
  • Track 3: Everybody (Rock to Jazz)
  • Track 4: I Just Wanna Jazz With You
  • Track 5: My Jazz Will Go On
  • Track 6: Gettin Jazzy Wit it!
  • Track 7: The Jazz Show
  • Track 8: Tearin Up the Jazz
  • Track 9: Jazz It
  • Track 10: The Jazz Is Mine
  • Track 11: I Know Where The Jazz Is At
  • Track 12: Baby, When the Jazz Goes Out
  • Track 13: Ice Ice Jazz
  • Track 14: I Want The Jazz Back
  • Track 15: Jazz Supastar
  • Track 16: Ray of Jazz
  • Track 17: God Must Have Spent A Little More Time on Jazz
  • Track 18: Jazzgalactic
  • Track 19: How Do I Live Without Jazz
  • Track 20: Are You Jazzy Ray?
  • Track 21: The Jazz Sleeps Tonite
  • Track 22: Jazzin' USA

    Preview of Track 10:

    No, no...the jazz is mine. You need to give it up...I've had about enough...it's not hard to see...the jazz is mine. I'm sorry that you, seem to be confused, it belongs to me...the jazz is mine.

    Critique of JC's album:

    If you are a hardcore jazz lover , then this album's for you! Be sure to make time to listen to this one; Track 4 is the shortest (37 minutes) and "The Jazz Sleeps Tonite" is the longest at 1 hour, 52 minutes, and 18 seconds. Oh, and girls, look out for the many hidden tracks between most of the songs!

    JUSTIN-

    Music Category: Pop/R&B

    Album Title: "Justin Timberlake" (self-titled)

  • Track 1: Pasta Wit' Cereal
  • Track 2: Momma's Boy
  • Track 3: What...What?
  • Track 4: Up Outta Dis Joint
  • Track 5: Abs, Lemme See You Bounce to Dis!
  • Track 6: Crunk in Da Curls
  • Track 7: Beat It (dedicated to Carson)
  • Track 8: Come On, Uh
  • Track 9: MMC Crew...What Da Deally Yo?

    Preview of Track 1 :

    I like my pasta with cereal and milk... I wake up in the mornin...gotta get my grub...don't mouth off (unless you my ma) until I down my pasta...pasta with cereal.

    Critique of Justin's album:

    Justin...you shoulda tried out for the NBA! This sucks! And just wait til the album's played everyday on MTV Total Request, cause the eleventeen year olds all voted for it. PASTA WITH CEREAL!?!?!

    CHRIS-

    Music Category: Reggae

    Album Title: "Jamaican Bobsledding"

  • Track 1: Cool Runnings
  • Track 2: Yah, Mon
  • Track 3: Jamaica, Jamaica
  • Track 4: Green Beans Make Me Feel So Good
  • Track 5: Gimme tha Dreads
  • Track 6: Beat Tha Drums
  • Track 7: Solid Gold, Mon

    Preview of Track 6 :

    B-B-B-B-B-BEAT....Go Bayside! B-B-B-B-B-BEAT....Go Bayside!

    Critique of Chris's album:

    Chris, the dreads have got to go! How long have you had them now? And one more thing...you're from the United States, not Jamaica! But an all around good beat with a happy rhythm. You just gotta get up and groove!

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