Did you read the back of the box?! Where was backstage at Leno? Did you have to pay extra for that?
We could have lived without the bawling, screaming twelve year olds.
I Want You Back Performance LIVE We know Justin is talented, but we didn't realize that he could sing and talk to Lance at the sametime. JC is practicing his Miss America wave by blowing kissing to his fans.
The Guys Statistics Oh cool new pictures....oh wait those are the same ones plastered on every piece of *N SYNC merchandise.
Band History The guys seem so anxious to explain how they all got together! Joey was shocked when he first saw J.C. and Chris together, because J.C. is a nerd and Chris is a wild crazy man!!We liked the way the star was formed to demonstrate the get together, but we could have lived without J.C.'s hand analogy.
"Here We Go" VideoWho are the guys on the other team? They are kinda cute!!! This is a running total of four basketball themes- get a new hobby, Justin!!!! How does Joey manage to work Superman into every outfit?! Told you that Lance was pregnant!! We called that one! Surprise, surprise- Joey is flirting with the bimbo cheerleader. Who was Lance's stand-in for the slam dunk?! And how any times did they have to shoot it?! Not even *N SYNC can make red leather jackets look good!
Fans, Fans, Fans. . .We always hear about how nice the guys are to their fans, yet House is always nearby to keep them at a distance. J.C. says, "We like to get to know our fans," -Pinnochio!!Is that why your nose is so big?! Brace-face with the white tank top brought her dad to the show.. oh no, wait he had to come so he could drive her there. When Chris is hanging out the window, what is he talking about?
Tearin' Up My Heart Performance LIVE Same old, same old, we've seen and love it! Does anyone know why this girl got dragged off? *N SYNC should count their blessings that she didn't make it up on stage, because this chick is pushing 300 pounds.
Hobbies
The Rollercoaster Thing Did Joey really pee his pants? Justin looks really excited to be sitting next to that freak! And who are those chicks that mimic EVERYTHING that the guys do!?!? Rumor has it that Jheri called Lance right after the ride to make sure that there was no hanky panky going on between him and Chris.
(God Must Have Spent) A Little More Time on You Video Wha?? A BASEBALL park!?? Oh my! Justin abandoned the basketball theme for a video!?!? That cute kid almost upstages *N SYNC. We think this theme is adorable...but what are the feathers that they drop into the screen? Can't you just imagine Joey chasing a chicken around, plucking out it's feathers?
*N SYNC on the Radio Are those caged animals at the zoo or screaming fans? Chris's sarcastic humor gets us everytime!
Choreography Why are they such dickteases? Did JC really have to say "it makes you wanna hit somethin' hard"?? Cause you know wewanna hit somethin' hard!! Oh my! All the hoochies with their little halter tops and Daisy Dukes at the concert have GOT to go!
Proclaimers song in the limo Just in case y'all didn't know, this footage was taken with Joey's infamous camera. Justin's got a camel toe! They all (yes, even Lance!) look so cute in this part. But what do they all stare at outside the window? Justin, Chris and Lance can't take their eyes off whatever it is.
"I Want You Back" Video
Thanks Dr.Fatone for the in depth explanation, though it wasn't necessary! So who got the job of shaking the tin foil background? Justin is the only one that doesn't get to drive..no license yet!
JC doesn't really want the chick back...he goes out with the boys! Chinese fire drill! Look in the background during the pool scene...Chris is beating up JC and no one else even cares!
Making Videos The old video sucks..tight shirts in slow motion! Yuck! Lance is glad the sloppy, dirty girls didn't make it into the second cut of the video..he voted for some Chippendale dancers!
"Tearin' Up My Heart" Video
This is the first time that we've seen this video without Carson and the girls at the bottom of the screen! Once more with basketball in a video! JC should have spent a little more time looking through the closet...the clothes are a little cheesy. We still can't believe that a 15 year old could look that good on a bed! This must have been filmed pre-Ariel
stages for Lance.
On the Road Okay..you mean "In the Air"? Joey's off with some Swedish chick..we heard she gives good head...massages that is! We love how Chris kicks Joey's butt..literally! Check out the older men with mustaches in the audience! And Joey grinds with Jheri in the background..do his hormones ever stop?? More hoochies !!
"The Girl Who Has Everything" Video
Making of Video:So cute how JC almost drowns in the video and Chris laughs at him! Another fascinating explantion from the Oxford grad, Dr. Joey! JC is running away from Eddie
on the beach! Is "The Girl Who Eats Everything" about Joey or Lance?
The Video:Justin looks soo good under the waterfall! When they are shipwrecked at the beginning, Lance looks like Smee from "Peter Pan"!
*N SYNC N Concert Disney all over again...
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays Are they multilingual?? Chris falls off the sled at one point. Who does JC grind with in the video? At their party, where are all the old people? It's just little kids and chicks! Lance bouncing the little girl..that is just too funny! We can't even comment!
Home Videos Justin always had the "right stuff"...go NKOTB! Joey as Urkel..cute! Ouch! JC is no longer a man..the splits!?! That must be Chris in the black and white video...since there was no color TV back then!
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