What Would Jesus Do?!
Joey This notorious player wears the bracelet to remind him, "Who Would Joey Do?!" Joey is the founder and president of the Brooklyn Playa's Club and formed the slogan for the rest of the members. The meaning is for them to only have relations with the few select that meet Joey's standards. Fortunately there are many options, because Joey never was too picky! At the weekly club meetings, the members ponder "Who Would Joey Do?" Lance Lansten has two meanings for his precious bracelets. In his personal life, he abides by "What Would Jheri Do?" When Lance is faced with bullies because of his femininity, he controls his wild temper with images of his beloved Jheri. He knows that Jheri would never betray him, and he too, wants to be the best lover. As for his business affairs, Lance goes by the phrase, "What Would Justin Do?" Whether it is styling his hair, attempting to dance Justin's smooth moves, mimick his quotes, or borrowing his clothes Lance wishes he was a little more like the favorite of the group. JC JC, being the spiritual boy that he is, really does think of his savior with "What Would Jesus Do?" Chris Whenever Chris is getting ready to perform, he recalls his favorite saying, "Wear Wet Jockstraps Dancing!" Chris's reason for his crazy superstition is due to one concert in Germany when he wore a dry jockstrap and unfortunately all the fans screamed for him. This slogan has so much control over his life, that it has even carried over to his clubbing wardrobe. He has trouble finding girls that will dance with him, because of the puddle that forms around him. Justin
Since Justin has a third grade reading level, he doesn't comprehend that his favorite saying, "Why Can't White Men Jump?" doesn't fit. This slogan came during MTV's Rock-n-Jock, in which Kevin Garnett told him that he couldn't play ball, because he is a white boy. Justin made it his goal to prove to Garnett that he's got just as much game as him. Unfortunately, the NBA still isn't convinced by Justin's bracelets.
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