The little, brightly dressed angel gives a squeal of delight and rushes forward. Her neon pink tutu is tattered, her knee high rainbow socks slightly droopy, and her "I'm a Kitsune Girl!" t-shirt is covered in chocolate stains.
"Oh wow mister thanks for picking me! Thats so exciting!" Her multicolored wings flutter with delight.
"Things've been so busy around here! I had to retire because some other angel took my place..." Her wings go limp and her eyes dull. "I live in a box under The Wombat's bed."
The colorful girl fades from sight, leaving you saddened and wondering where she went. Suddenly, you feel something tug on your pant leg.
Looking down you find a small, furry gray animal approxamately 2 feet tall, with curious black eyes. Her whiskers tremble as she stares up at you, beady black eyes sparkling.
In her furry paw is a note written on the back of a bar napkin. "Hi! I'm TheWombat! I like cornbread and pretzels and chocolate and imitation shrimp and dancing and music and..." The list goes on for awhile, naming all her favorite things from her blankie to that really nice lady named @. "Well my paw hurts so I'm gonna go fall asleep in the corner. Bye now!"
The Wombat winks at you, grinning a secret wombat smile and waddles off to curl up under the couch.