EPISODE - 3 

Then welcome, ah, oo mug welcome
in Blue Jam
 

1 - Wage Negotiations pt 1

In the meantime, you'll have a picture of my balls
 

2 - Doctor's Surgery: Knee Confusion

It's nicer than yours
 

3 - The Builder

I put that down to him being one of those simple kids
who doesn't know whether he's in a swimming pool
or a church
 

4 - Doctor's Surgery: Jesus And His
Rubber Twat Bomb

It's nothing like a pulled tendon, you sooty wank stain
 

Steve Lemacq shaking hands with an elephant
 

5 - Monolgue: Crime Reconstruction

... a tube of old woman's cream
 

6 - Wage Negotiations pt 2

You farted on my head
 

7 - Self-Assembling Gun

You just spoilt it for us
 

Giant Simon Mayo crashing round the funfair
 

8 - Uncaring Parents: The Missing Child

What about bunging him in a cab?
 

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