EPISODE - 5  

Then welcome, oy vo vak welcome
in Blue Jam
 

1 - Ping Pong Fountain

It's for the dads really
 

Steve Lemacq shaking hands with an elephant
 

2 - Doctor's Surgery: Ugly Patient

Looks like a mortared cowpat
 

3 - Dodgy Lawyer pt 1

You raped this woman in good faith
 

4 - Monolgue: The London Dungeon Job

Confess, you Romish pumpkin
 

5 - Monged Sex

More feeble Grandad
 

6 - Relunctant Newsagent

About that pen, I was just wondering...?
No
 

Giant Simon Mayo crashing round the funfair
 

7 - Child Abduction Helpline

We jammed a child's pelvis down their toilet...
and succeeded in getting those parents put away,
so that dealt with them
 

8 - Andrew Morton Interview

What would it be like if we didn't have history?
 

9 - Dodgy Lawyer pt 2

I think you can sue your mother for not
aborting you
 

10 - Dodgy Lawyer pt 3

We can seek compensation from any of
the crash participants
 

11 - Andrew Morton Interview: Reprise

We'd send the book to Eton to the boys by
a Diana look-a-like
 

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