EPISODE - 6

Then welcome, ooh vudge welcome
in Blue Jam
 

1 - Genital Transplant: 4 Year Old Girl With Penis 
And Testes Of A 45 Year Old Man

I think the balls are excellent
 

2 - Doctor's Surgery: Don't Like Doctors

You don't like me, do you? You don't like me, do you?
Well, I don't like you, so piss off
 

3 - Doctor's Surgery: Bribing A Sprained Knee

What I'm going to do is give you two hundred quid. 
Two hundred pounds, and I never want to see you again
 

4 - Diana Funeral Speech Tape Edit:
The Archbishop Of Canterbury

We give thanks to God for those maimed through the
evil of Mother Theresa, whose death we treasure
 

Censored Thereafter
 

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