EPISODE - 3

Then welcome, oo taz welcome
in Blue Jam
 

1 - Crash Helmet Full Of Mush

We just legged it. We freaked and legged it
 

Mary Ann Hobbes on a trolley
 

2 - Kiddie Gangster: Chopped Up Ma-a-an

I am only four
 

3 - Wine Wanker

It's just that a lot of under-18s do look,
you know, forty-plus these days
 

4 - Mr Bentham: Untidy Pockets

If I may suggest sir, I'm going to restrict you
to just the one hankerchief
 

5 - Doctor's Surgery: Heroin Shot

Will I become addicted?
Oh yes
 

Giant Simon Mayo crashing round the funfair
 

6 - Diving Helmet Full Of Bees

The fact that no-one has ever been there to catch me
at the bottom says it all, really
 

7 - Nicholas Parsons Edit

my big greasy balls
 

Mark Radcliffe in an alley
 

8 - Club Hammer Resurrection

The recently dead can come back very, very angry
 

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