EPISODE - 4

Then welcome, aah oo ziz welcome
in Blue Jam
 

1 - Mr Cocky Night Light

This penis is extremely tedious,
as are all penises
 

Simon Mayo, pissing
and pissing and pissing and pissing
 

2 - Unnecessary Operations

I've seen you with a sausage in your eye,
and you haven't got a fucking clue
 

3 - Monologue: Rothko The Dog

You rummage the kids pants, and she takes
the cocks of paying men
 

Mark Goodier found naked
 

4 - Getting The Gush

A spunk expert explained it to me
 

5 - Doctor's Surgery: Children's Clothes

These shorts go right up the crevice
 

6 - Sacked For Being Too Good

Don't force me to hound you out of your house
with bricks and men

Kevin Greening farts like a sax
 

7 - Genital Transplants:
Canary With A Boy's Penis

His hair was blond and quite downy,
which suits Robert, I think
 

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