EPISODE - 1

Then welcome,
mmm package holiday welcome
in Blue Jam
 

1 - Welsh Foreplay

and he says that he's been gang-raped, you know,
in the bottom, by a gang of street-poofs
 

Mary Ann Hobbes on a trolley
 

2 - School Selection Rigging

We like to get them drunk, which is quite easy
 

3 - Monologue: Street Sausage Vendors

I opened my mouth to answer, but words
don't really form in a boiling geyser of pork
 

Mark Goodier's baby
 

4 - Doctor's Surgery: Banging Your Mum

Picture it aged 25, and I'll give you a tenner
if you don't get a significant genital firming
 

5 - Serial Killer On The Telephone

Look, people get a bit hung up, just because they
know about my Dad, and they forget that I,
I am really evil
 

Simon Mayo beating up a cleaner
 

6 - Urine Transfusions

What we're basically doing is filling
up your blood system with urine
 

7 - Doctor's Surgery: Hiding Doctor

Could you go out again and come in properly?
 

8 - Frogmen

I expect you'd like to know about frogmen?
 

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