EPISODE - 2

Then welcome,
mm aah ooh hmmm welcome
in Blue Jam
 

1 - Press Conference For Kidnapped Child

Please just bring our little Billy back
 

2 - Checking For Breast Cancer And
Committing Sexual Assault By Invitation

Yes, police please. You know, when I'm this upset,
sometimes I just have to fuck someone
I've never met before
 

3 - Sandwich Bar: No Uglies

We don't want this to look like a shop for ugly weirdos
 

4 - Sandwich Bar: The Office Worker

I'm an office worker
 

5 - Doctor's Surgery: Blindfolded Doctor

Yes, it's, er, something we're trying here, based on
a traditional Indian thing
 

6 - Michael Alexander St John: Dance Chart

Commit genocide to get a ticket
 

Chris Moyles' suicide
 

7 - Kiddie Gangster: Cow Killer

Say it was a squirrel in a dress
 

8 - Plumber Fixes Dead Baby

Yeah, I've channelled the heating through him

9 - Office Worker Bouncing On His Plums

So I now spend 30 or 40 minutes every lunchtime
just jumping off a wall onto my balls
 

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