EPISODE - 6

Then welcome, oo huxterpaz welcome
in Blue Jam
 

1 - Speedking Hawking

Fucking jumper up little spider
 

2 - City Jumper pt 1: Scubadiving In A Puddle

I guess he musta just thought he could dive in
 

3 - City Jumpers pt 2: First Floor Suicide

After about 30 jumps, he was really badly broken up
 

4 - Doctor's Surgery: Pinhead Dwarf

No, I've seen daughters. They're bigger than that
 

Mark Goodier bloated much fatter than Elvis
 

5 - Monged Sex pt 1: Dog Impressions

Mmmm, chihuahua
 

6 - Monged Sex pt 2: Dad Interruption

You can shove your balls right in,
she's got a very wide one
 

7 - Decapitation Art

Clearly, what I'm doing now can only be done once
 

Kevin Greening farts like a sax
 

8 - Bowie's Romantic Dinners

Interpersonal dynamics are the world's
greatest renewable resource
 

9 - Idiot Compound

We have documented proof that you
are harbouring idiots
 

10 - Mr Bentham: Parking Club Pedantry

Help yourself to our parking club woggles.
And a chinball if you like, sir
 

11 - City Jumpers pt 3: Pistol Plummet

I guess he musta just thought he could
keep himself up in the air
 

12 - Superintendent Strang

Next thing I knew, I'd smacked him
up against the wall
 

13 - Four Horses

The main one in the middle is playing
an old harmonium
 

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